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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Samsung may soon open One UI 8 beta program for Galaxy S22 - SamMobile

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

French police probe staged Disneyland 'wedding' with minor - DW

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

The administration’s anti-consensus Mars plan will fail - SpaceNews

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Xiaomi confirms imminent launch of new flagship phones and tablets - Notebookcheck

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

GameStop Earnings Reveal Return to Profits. Why the Stock Is Dropping. - Barron's

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Scientists discover 230 new giant viruses that shape ocean life and health - Phys.org

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Scientists point to one particular sleep stage as being most important for preventing dementia - Earth.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Next, they tried...