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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:33

Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
French police probe staged Disneyland 'wedding' with minor - DW
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
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share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
GameStop Earnings Reveal Return to Profits. Why the Stock Is Dropping. - Barron's
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
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Scientists discover 230 new giant viruses that shape ocean life and health - Phys.org
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Next, they tried...